I went to the batting cages for the first time yesterday. Unknown to me, I quickly realized that I (as some might say) SUCKED!! I couldn’t handle the bat right and everytime I swung through the bottom of the bat would hit my arm. To make matters worse… my highest ratio of hits to misses in a round of throws was 4 to 21.

Lets just say, if a robber came busting into my house tonight… a bat would not be my first line of defense!

………… I can’t believe you Tracy! You can get horny off of anything. haha,jk. But guess what!?……… I’M BACK!!

I keep the text that make me laugh or think of something good .……

“Cuz he’s a slow humper…lol. Cuz he didn’t come to my soccer game on Friday. & he offered to buy me lunch!” - Jessica… April 14th (5:23pm)

“They’re all true..It’s really 11 inches long and I can do the hurricane!” - Larry… April 14th (7:58pm)

“Well u’ve mistaken ur total days of being awesome. After strenuous calculations, I’ve concluded its a total of 4 days of being awesome” - Faris… April 18th (1:47pm)

“Hell yeah you do.. Although… Larry in a bikini= yummm” …… Ro-Dones… April 21st (3:02pm)

“Okay I am e buzzed so i’m cool now. Ha ha” - Amanda…April 26th (12:32am)

“Hey seriously though sry bout yesterday, I rele didn’t mean to slap u” - Faris… April 26th (12:21pm)

“Cool it’s a plan! By the way when you walk across the stage I plan to yell “Marry me Keesha _______” as loud as I can, and then look right at your parents!” - Larry… May 26th (7:03pm)

“Ohhhh wow. That’s gayer than me… *sigh* ok” - Tracy… May 31st (12:00pm)

“Imma be filthy rich after these paychecks. Imma b able to throw pennies out the window of my car” - Bogdan … June 1st (3:55pm)

=)

So I was just sitting on the couch, minding my own business, when Tracy comes barging in the front door throwing blows and knocking me off the couch. “What an asshole” I thought to myself….. not wanting to speak outloud for I thought she may get even more upset. So after giving in and letting her do what she must with me, she continued her wild rage and did 20 minutes of repeated puches to the wall (finally breaking through the drywall at one point) until she became exhausted and fell to the ground. After staring in amazement of what just happened and then finally finishing my 10 minutes of continuous pointing and laughing…… I lifted her up oh so gently and said “Tracy Baby,… do you need to talk?

As we discussed her situation and I talked about my dilema, we came to the conclusion that we’re pretty much in the same spot with life and relationships in particular.

We both thought to ourselves, “Shit, this sucks!” and so we thought that we should share with you all our lives. Even though mine is soooooooooo much better!

So………Hope you enjoy the next week or however long i’ll be blogging for =)

And yes the story above is false, yet…….. She is an angry Asian and I never know when she’ll blow!!!! haha